We’ve all seen the porno where the pizza delivery guy rings the door bell with a sausage pizza and a ditzy blonde answers it wearing almost nothing. She’s completely forgotten that she has no money to pay for her order! There must be some other way she can pay for it yada yada yada. Well, I decided to try it for myself. Could a lone pizza delivery guy be such an irresponsible employee that he’s willing to fuck a lonely housewife and pay the bill for her? The answer? Yes. Yes he could. I put on a red push-up bra that caused my big titties to wiggle like jello whenever I moved and a matching red thong. I draped a see-through robe over my body that I didn’t bother to close properly and finished off my ensemble with some stilettos. Then I went ahead and made the call. I ordered a lot of pizza. A blowjob for 10 bucks is just too good of a deal. I wracked up the bill to 50. When he came around, he wasn’t anything special, which made this that much more exciting. When he saw me, he immediately turned his head and thought he had the wrong house. I smiled and invited him inside so that I could pay. I reached over to a nearby desk and pulled out a checkbook.
“Who should I make this out to?” I asked.
“Oh…uh…sorry miss…ma’am…we don’t accept checks.”
“Oh no! I am completely out of cash.” And then I said it. I said what probably millions of blondes have said before me. “Isn’t there anything else I could do to pay for these?”
I will remember most the grin on his face.
Cameron
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